Schlake's Quotes File

Oh my god he licked our asses!

quote number 1437


No one has tried to stab it inside and just hold it there.

quote number 1436


I want distribution, I don't want it to go in all in one blob.

quote number 1435


Your mother was a slightly redder cube.

quote number 1434


I hope to never write the phrase tentacle-mushroom down again.

I'm going to go touch it.

quote number 1433


You already did beastiality upstairs?

Well, we considered it.

quote number 1432


He was hanging out in back by the testicles and she climbed up on top.

quote number 1431


Well, Karlee is infertile.

quote number 1430


I can be a prostitute no matter what I end up doing.

quote number 1429


I only want to blow six guys. Maybe twelve.

quote number 1428


A dildo on a pole can be a weapon.

quote number 1427


We're going to have so many door babies, because of all the doors you are knocking up.

quote number 1426


I am purposefully not ever going to learn hip thrust.

quote number 1425


I'm still mostly a girl.

And only mostly dressed like a whore.

quote number 1424


I'm your dad, I love you. He's not your dad, he doesn't love you.

quote number 1423


Again, I'm dogged by concerns that you don't know what a blowjob is.

quote number 1422


A three and a half inch floppy is not for your penis.

Are you sure?

quote number 1421


Slicky was an unfortunate typo. Wang Bang just....happened.

quote number 1420


I've been wrestling with my promiscuity a long time.

quote number 1419


Back when I was a protitute, I knew what to do with you.

quote number 1418


Think of it this way. You could be practice for me when I raise my little girl.

quote number 1417


I'm going to knock on the door and let Harold know his daddies home.

quote number 1416


I can do that with one hand.

quote number 1415


The one where you throw beads and people show you their body parts.

quote number 1414


So your family had a harry cock?

quote number 1413


Things about his penis. Oh, that reminds me!

quote number 1412


There is no end to what I do.

quote number 1411


If I ever decide to go on an all-bone diet, I know who I'll call for advice.

quote number 1410


I probably shouldn't be crazy, and in the brothel business.

quote number 1409


If you put it like that, it sounds like we all orgasmed at the same time.

quote number 1408


You've got to take the goat for the team.

quote number 1407


So obviously one of you needs to have sex with goatwolf.

quote number 1406


How old are you?

22

You've had sex.

You don't know my life.

quote number 1405


She didn't even make me naked, it's fine.

quote number 1404


I sank her boat, and she made me naked.

quote number 1403


Come on, I let you watch me shower.

quote number 1402


How about I just dance in front of her face?

quote number 1401


Or you could take a language called hipthrust.

quote number 1400


Hip thrusting is a much more subtle and poetic thing than morse code.

quote number 1399


I still have my hip thrusts.

quote number 1398


I wanted to learn what you were trying to communicate with all those hip thrusts.

quote number 1397


And I rapidly convey that with my very explicit hip thrusts.

quote number 1396


I say the same thing in hip thrusts.

quote number 1395


I'm a sailor, I know how to use ropes.

quote number 1394


Yea, you just have to use handcuffs, and then...

quote number 1393


I think your hip thrusts are speaking for you.

quote number 1392


I'm pretty sure I had some skill at gonorrhea on there.

quote number 1391


Maybe she's just trying to loosen me up so that I'll have a bigger cake hole.

quote number 1390


I would still like to convey, through hip thrusting, that I never actually enslaved anyone.

quote number 1389


I could do sign language with hip thrusts now.

quote number 1388


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