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2009/03/20

Holi!

WHY WE ALL GO FRY33 TOWARDS THE LIGHT OF EPIC PROPORTION SEPH TRIES
OPERA AND WE GET A CROWBAR ABORTION ONLY THEN WILL KROWEN BE AN
IMMORTAL YES SIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT
THATS ONLY IF HE AND HIS TORTILLAS DONT GET KNOCKED BY
REMMmmMMmYYYYYYYYYY FOR POOKUS A JOLLY GOOD POOKU FOR POOKUS A JOLLY
GOOD POOKU FOR POOKUS A JOLLY GOOD POOOOOOOOOOOOOKU THAT NOBODY CA
*GOD DAMNET TAKU SHUT THE FUCK UP *   AUZI APPEARS AND SHOOTS TAKU IN
THE FACE STOPPING THE MADNESS, THEN POODRAV APPEARS AND SHOOTS AUZI,
AFTER WHICH HE TAKES CREDIT FOR THIS MOTD AND ALL OF AUZI'S
ACCOMPLISHMENTS, AND POOKU'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

AND WHILE ALL OF THIS  HAPPENS SPONIC IS BEING RAPED BY PEDOBEAR...
AND SNUFD IS MURMING LOUDLY, ALMOST HUMMING REALLY, THAT FRY IS ALWAYS
RIGHT.

THE DAY ENDED WITH EVERYONE HAPPILY  EATING SLAYER'S PATENTED CHILI IN
BETELGOSE LANE. (EXCEPT SPONIC WHO WAS STILL BEING BRUTALLY BRUTALLY
RAPED) (O AND ELWARTH WHOS A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL AND UNLEArNING WHO IS
A NINJA ARE MAKING SWEET SHADY LOVE TO BRING MANY AOS BABIES TO THE
WORLD)
                 -Community of Sexy Cyber PornStars

OOOoo  oo I am dreaming of a world where auzi is not black like
abiriginals but totally whiteee.... burun dun nn dunn dunn.. where his
penis is tinnnnnyyy and his eyes are shinnny... la la la...
                  -Poodrav

WHAT DO YOU DO
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN SOMEONE 5 FOOT 2
IS COMEN AFTER YOU
AND HIS NAME IS TAKU
                  -Travis
GUESS WHOS BACK? BACK AGAIN..
SPONICS BACK WITH A BRAND NEW TRACK
GUNA HAVE HIMSELF A SPANK ATTACK
                  -Taku
We're sorta like 7/11. We're not always doing business, but we're always
open.
                  -Boondock Saints
I DONT WANT, ANYBODY ELSE, WHEN TAKU TALKS GIBERISH I TOUCH MYSELF
                  -Matt
POODRAV HAS RETURNED TO HIS RIGHTFULL PLACE
JERKING IT AT A NONSTOP PACE
AMONG THE CROWDS OF AFK MASTURBATION HE TRIES TO BLEND
BUT EVERYONE KNOWS HE IS THE CHAMPION, A MAN OF LEGEND
NO MATTER WHERE HE TRIES TO GO
HIS DEEDS WE WILL FOREVER KNOW
                  - A Duck