Did I mention I was in Hawaii? We spent the last two nights in a creepy bed and breakfast where the plumbing is backwards, there is no coffee for our in-root Mr. Coffee machine, and we only get a half of a bar of soap at a time. Oh yeah, the hostess has deliberatly not memorized her social security number for almost 60 years because that is how the Germans rounded up the Jews.

Tomorrow will be a different bed and breakfast. Wish us luck.