After we shoot all the lawyers, we should move on to people in marketing departments. Why can't they speak english?
For example, here are some of the things Included in a product am I researching...
Good god people! It might as well have been written in poorly translated japanese; "our product is happy happy go for you"
I'm not asking for poetry here, but since this is a technical thing I am researching, how about speaking to me using technical language instead of pot-smoking, MBA, baby talk.