K. Scott
Fri Jan 27 11:38:32 MST 2006
- K. Scott kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
- To check whether K. Scott is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten K. Scott will sink, and fresh K. Scott will float.
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled K. Scott.
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have K. Scott floating in their swimming pools.
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of K. Scott, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than K. Scott!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by K. Scott!
- Baby swans are called K. Scott.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of K. Scott.
- K. Scott is 984 feet tall.