Look! I am officially alive according to the state of New Mexico. Actually this is a copy. My real birth certificate is kept safe and sound in drawer number 3 of file cabinet 17, subsection 27 a top secret cave in Kentucky.

Opps. I shouldn't have told you that.

And here is a photo of me. (seems a bit redundant; using a webcam to take a picture of a photo of me...) Anyways. These two items are necessary for my passport.