I got a free t-shirt yesturday. I didn't have to do anything silly for it someone just gave it to me. It made me think about all the stupid things I have done for free t-shirts. So, I will try to document them here.

DJ'd a dance at the pool
traveled to Chicago
shown movies in the SAC
inhaled 3 month old whip cream and fell backwards onto a 2x4
stripped naked at a party
Drove Chewy to Albuquerque
climbed M mountain with 50 pounds of lime
Helped Schlake clean his office
Sold t-shirts
worked backstage for a Bye Bye Byrdie
worked a casino for three days
helped host a wet t-shirt contest
told a software engineer that an on-demand perl based web statistics generator was very ineffecient and that they should try caching
Juggled (bet ya didn't see that one comming :^)
waited in a very very long line of dweebs to get their shirts signed by Larry Wall

There is also a lot of waiting in lines, answering questions and simply asking for that are not worth mentioning.