This one is pretty cool though. You click on recognized icons. Quite fun actually. Here are my results
Viruses you suffer from:Linux Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Free BSD The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Gaming Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
8-Bit Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
UNIX Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Discordia Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics Stop caring!
Brand Names Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh Use a mouse with more than one button.
Pokemon (60%) Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
USA (90%) Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Industrial (70%) Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
vi (90%) Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
X11 (60%) I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Prog Rock (60%) Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.