On Stage:Greggor (a criminologist), Adam Milner (an ex-delivery boy), Goomba (a rival scientist), Buddy Becker (a hero), Stephanie (a domestic), Some Other Guy (a sacrifice)

On The Steps: Some Guy (a virgin), Isis Rose Lyman (a groupie), Sam (a creation), Omnipaul (a scientist), Amanda (a heroine), K. Scott Rowe (a handyman), Billy Garberina (an M.C.)