Section 3: Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Matters.

61 Questions.


Have you ever done any of the following:

71. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of administering a whole Purity Test of any version? (That's where you are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party. See "Instructions for Use" for further information.)

YES NO

72. taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?

YES NO

73. lied on any previous Purity Tests?

YES NO

74. exaggerated about any sexual experiences?

YES NO

75. gone to (or escorted someone to) a Planned Parenthood Clinic? (for an exam, to obtain birth control pills, diaphragm, etc.)

YES NO

76. broken your word, promise, or vow?

YES NO

77. lied to someone at someone else's request?

YES NO

78. lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date?

YES NO

79. written graffitti?

YES NO

80. plagiarized?

YES NO

81. shoplifted?

YES NO

82. stolen?

YES NO

83. made out a check that bounced?

YES NO

84. used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or consent?

YES NO

85. committed breaking and entering?

YES NO

86. seen a snuff film?

YES NO

87. read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent?

YES NO

88. searched someone's room without their knowledge and/or consent?

YES NO

89. told someone that you loved them when you did not?

YES NO

90. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have sex with them?

YES NO

91. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

YES NO

92. intentionally listened in on other people having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation without their knowing it?

YES NO

93. used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex?

YES NO

94. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex?

YES NO

95. drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent? (hash brownies and the like.)

YES NO

96. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with you?

YES NO

97. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more of the people involved were NOT aware of your actions?

YES NO

98. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while one or more of the people involved were NOT aware of what you were doing?

YES NO

99. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while all of them WERE aware you were doing it?

YES NO

100. urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!)

YES NO

101. urinated in cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not originally designed for such purpose? Urinalysis incidents don't count.

YES NO

102. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any commonly accepted piss hole? (in the kitchen sink, in the glove compartment of the family car...)

YES NO

103. urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height, above ground level, out of a building or off a bridge or any such permanent structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)?

YES NO

104. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly accepted shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse access are nil do not count.)

YES NO

105. stored any excretia in a refrigerator, oven, or any food storage/preparation appliance?

YES NO

106. stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room, apartment, house, habitation, office, etc?

YES NO

107. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex, unaccompanied by someone of the opposite sex, while not involved in a search and/or rescue mission?

YES NO

108. mooned or flashed someone from the front?

YES NO

109. farted (audibly) in mixed company?

YES NO

110. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before an informal, unofficial gathering of people?

YES NO

111. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as a function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.)

YES NO

112. been arrested? (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.)

YES NO

113. received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone?

YES NO

114. given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone?

YES NO

115. thought you might be, or might have caused someone else to be, unintentionally pregnant?

YES NO

116. bought a home pregnancy test?

YES NO

117. bought condoms?

YES NO

118. borrowed/stolen/taken birth control devices from your or someone else's parents? (Condoms, spermicidal foam, diaphragms, chastity belt)

YES NO

119. had, or given someone, an unwanted pregnancy?

YES NO

120. lied about being pregnant or about having made someone pregnant?

YES NO

121. had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under the legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex?

YES NO

122. thought you had VD?

YES NO

123. had VD of any sort (VD, STD's, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.)

YES NO

124. had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?

YES NO

125. given a sympathy fuck?

YES NO

126. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?

YES NO

127. willingly committed incest?

YES NO

128. committed adultery? (you need not have been the one who was married to get this point.)

YES NO

129. bought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite sex?

YES NO

130. stolen the underwear of someone you knew, for a purpose other than that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of guys invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not count.)

YES NO

131. intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it belonged to?

YES NO