Section 2: Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism.

51 Questions.


Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, the events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the time. It was so named because these activities, like the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) are predominantly solo events.


Have you ever done the following:

20. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the like.)

YES NO

21. been sexually aroused?

YES NO

22. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally expressed) obscenities?

YES NO

23. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, two hour ski instructors, and the like do not count.)

YES NO

24. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone with whom you are having a professional relationship?

YES NO

25. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?

YES NO

26. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?

YES NO

27. read or bought pornographic periodicals?

YES NO

28. ever had a subscription to pornographic periodicals?

YES NO

29. read sexually explicit literature?

YES NO

30. gone skinny dipping alone?

YES NO

31. made obscene phone calls?

YES NO

32. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626, (212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)

YES NO

33. phoned up any live phone sex numbers?

YES NO

34. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male?

YES NO

35. shaved your genital pubic hair?

YES NO

36. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?

YES NO

37. colored or bleached your genital pubic hair?

YES NO

38. shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design? (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.)

YES NO

39. masturbated?

YES NO

40. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?

YES NO

41. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight?

YES NO

42. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in public, city parks, gym/dorm/barrack showers, movie theater, etc.)

YES NO

43. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?

YES NO

44. masturbated to orgasm?

YES NO

45. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit materials?

YES NO

46. masturbated while driving a *moving* land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck, motorcycle, hearse, etc.)

YES NO

47. masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of "on the phone". This is legit.)

YES NO

48. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?

YES NO

49. masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?

YES NO

50. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)

YES NO

51. been to a peep show?

YES NO

52. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?

YES NO

53. seen a pornographic movie in a theater?

YES NO

54. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude? (Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a shower doesn't count.)

YES NO

55. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt, T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways, lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms, bathrooms and such places where this behavior is acceptable do not count.)

YES NO

56. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it doesn't count. Think design and function.)

YES NO

57. owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat woman scene in "A Clockwork Orange.")

YES NO

58. written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes? (Your own custom-made Penthouse Forum [tm])

YES NO

59. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (bananas, carrots, apples...)?

YES NO

60. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)

YES NO

61. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carvable material that isn't food?

YES NO

62. made an X- or R-rated snowman or snowwoman?

YES NO

63. tasted your own orgasmic liquids?

YES NO

64. inserted your finger into your rectum?

YES NO

65. used ben-wa balls or anal beads? (ben-wa balls: a pair of small, usually metal, balls which are placed in the vagina or anus and are supposed to feel good as they move around. Anal beads: a string of beads inserted into the anus which is supposed to feel good as it is pulled out.)

YES NO

66. performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible for most males, and even for some females.)

YES NO

67. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an accident.)

YES NO

68. willingly urinated on any part of your body?

YES NO

69. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)

YES NO

70. willingly defecated on yourself?

YES NO