Today's Rant:

"Stupid Fucking Damn Fucking Stupid Mother Loving Scanky Hoar Fartknocking Mongolian Clusterfuck" or "Karl's polite letter to Paul Ferrell"


This is a letter drafted about an issue that has seriously irritated me and will continue to irritate me for some time. Even if things go my way. It shouldn't have happened in the first place and I really don't want to be the one to deal with it. If there is one thing I will walk away from NMT with, it will be a degree in anger management.

Paul,

I just had the most delightful conversation with Louise Chamberlin of Axillary services. As you may know, the Chemistry Club has been selling lab books as a fund raiser for some time. Ms. Chamberlin believes that this is a violation of the schools contract with Follet. She asked that we sell out our current stock, and then work with the her and Follet to create some cooperative alternative. In addition, there is some worry that our selling refreshments in the chemistry club lounge may collide with a contract with a new candy vendor that is coming to Tech soon.

This change in the way things are being handled bothers me, because we approach a slippery slope; Taken to the logical extreme, we shouldn't be allowed to sell any form of food on campus because chartwells has an exclusive contract as well. What about t-shirts and stickers? Can the physics department sell books? What about the 5 (maybe 4 now) CRC books in the chemistry office? Will the Socorro library be allowed to do it's annual book sale on campus? Can we sell our books to our friends on campus?

Ms. Chamberlin said that she would be talking with the Follet representative about this soon. There is some probability of some kind of meeting between her, the club and follet to arrange something that will be acceptable to them (we see no reason to change.... why is this a problem now and not when we started 5 years ago?). It occurs to me that any sort of arrangement would be viewed as a president for future arrangements that would affect other clubs and students, and that this issue (by way of this letter) should at least be brought to your attention.


Thanks for the time and energy you put into the SA.
Karl Haase
Chemistry Club Secretary/Webmaster
Climbing Club President
Caving Club Vice-President


The real story behind this, as far as I can see, is that Auxillary Services has some weird machiavellian agenda that involves giving student money to large corporations in exchange for good backrubs and the occasional free soda. They discovered that we were selling books, and they're legal council instantly lost bladder control and screamed that they should make it stop. Hence my discussion and hence the letter.

Further discussion with people around the department reveals that the bookstore has had no problems with us selling stuff in the past as long as it wasn't the department selling books.

Further thought yeilds the surprising fact that there is nothing they can do to stop us. They can't sue us... they'd just loose money and piss off students. They have no clout. Just big mouths. And I have to be nice to them.

My grand plan is to waffle. Oliver will tell you that I am a master waffler, able to stave off even the easiest of tasks for days or months with petty little important projects that must be done first, then with the union-required coffee breaks. The with some emergency repair to some piece of hardware somewhere that no one cares about anyway. They can be made to wait months and be forced to put up with accidental road block after road block to get to me. Then, i'll schedule the meeting when I have a bad case of the flu or turrets syndrome or something. I'll also eat a lot of fiber for several days before hand, and those 0.25$ bean burritos for breakfast. I'll also speak slowly for once in my life. The combination of biological and psychological warfare should lull them into a sense of urgency that I can use to get them to believe that we are harmless and go away.... or maybe i'm off one one of my wild fantasies again.

I think that they might well forget about it. If I ever do actually meet with them. I will point out that we sell about 25 per semester. The book store is probably loosing on the order of 25$ on lab books, which is less money than they will have wasted in trying to hunt me down to meet me. I will also point out that the club is not an easy group to control (heck, we can't even get people to come to the meetings) and that there may be some trouble in getting us to do or not do anything at all. Unless there's free food involved.


9-20-04