Yogi

Soloist volunteer for each verse during the previous by raising their beer (fist) to their forehead and are then chosen by the consensus pointing their elbows at the volunteer. Everyone sings words in capital letters.

There's a bear that we all know,
Yogi, YOGI.
There's a bear that we all know,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
YOGI, YOGI BEAR,
YOGI, YOGI BEAR.
THERE'S A BEAR THAT WE ALL KNOW,
YOGI, YOGI BEAR.

(For the next verses change "There's a bear that we all know" with the first set of words and "Yogi" with the second word(s) after the comma).

Yogi's got a little friend, Booboo.

Booboo's only two-foot tall,
Yogi, YOGI!
Booboo's only two-foot tall,
Yogi's a lucky bear.
YOGI'S A LUCKY BEAR.
YOGI'S A LUCKY BEAR.
BOOBOO'S ONLY TWO-FOOT TALL,
YOGI'S A LUCKY BEAR.

Booboo likes it up the ass, Brown Bear.

Yogi's got a girlfriend, Cindy.

Cindy doesn't shave her pubs, Grizzly.

Cindy is a frigid bitch, Polar. or Cindy likes it on the fridge, Polar.

Cindy likes it in a tree, Koala.

Cindy likes both black and white, Panda.

Cindy likes a 12-inch dick, Black Bear.

Cindy likes to wear lingerie, Teddy.

Cindy hates it up the ass,
Something, SOMETHING.
Cindy hates it up the ass,
Something she can't bare.
SOMETHING SHE CAN'T BARE.
SOMETHING SHE CAN'T BARE.
CINDY HATES IT UP THE ASS,
SOMETHING SHE CAN'T BARE.

Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger (Ranger Smith).

Ranger does the reach around, Yogi (Yogi's a lucky bear).

SOCIAL.