Ya Ho, Ya Ho

Sung to the tune "When Johnny Comes Marching Home". Everyone sings together!

He put his hand upon my toe.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my toe.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my toe, I said hey rugger you're much too low.

Chorus:
Get it in, get it out, quit fucking about.
YA HO, YA HO, YA HO!

He put his hand upon my calf.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my calf.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my calf, I said hey rugger you're making me laugh.

Chorus

He put his hand upon my knee.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my knee.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my knee, I said hey rugger you're teasing me.

Chorus

He put his hand upon my thigh.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my thigh.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my thigh, I said hey rugger you're much too shy.

Chorus

He put his hand upon my twat.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my twat.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my twat, I said hey rugger you've hit the spot.

Chorus

He put his hand upon my clit.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my clit.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my clit, I said hey rugger start licking it!

Chorus

He put his hand upon my tit.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my tit.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his hand upon my tit, I said hey rugger get back to my clit!

Chorus

He put his dick into my ear.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his dick into my ear.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his dick into my ear, I said hey rugger you're nowhere near.

Chorus

He put his dick into my mouth.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his dick into my mouth.
YA HO, YA HO!
He put his dick into my mouth, I said…(spit your beer out of your mouth).

Chorus

Now the rugger's dead and long forgotten.
YA HO, YA HO!
Now the rugger's dead and long forgotten.
YA HO, YA HO!
Now the rugger's dead and long forgotten, I'll dig him up and fuck him rotten.

Chorus
SOCIAL.