The Twelve Days of Rugby

Sung to the tune "The Twelve Days of Christmas". Everyone sings together!

On the first day of rugby my true love gave to me…
A twat suck that wasn't worth a fuck, WORTH A FUCK!

On the second day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Two herpes sores.
Repeat previous verse.

On the third day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Three shit house doors,
Repeat previous verses.

On the fourth day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Four fucking whores,
Repeat previous verses.

On the fifth day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Five pubic hairs… in my teeth (pretend to spit).
Repeat previous verses.

On the sixth day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Six 69-ners.
Repeat previous verses.

On the seventh day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Seven scratchy scrotums.
Repeat previous verses.

On the eighth day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Eight aching ass holes.
Repeat previous verses.

On the ninth day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Nine gnawed off nipples.
Repeat previous verses.

On the tenth day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Ten tiny testies.
Repeat previous verses.

On the eleventh day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Eleven leaping lesbians.
Repeat previous verses.

(Note: slow down this last set of verses and don't forget to add sound effects).

On the twelfth day of rugby my true love gave to me…
Twelve twats a twitching (Ohhh).
Eleven leaping lesbians (Wheee).
Ten tiny testies (Mmmm).
Nine gnawed off nipples (Owww).
Eight aching ass holes (Uhhh).
Seven scratchy scrotums (Ewee).
Six 69-ners (Woo Who).
Five pubic hairs… in my teeth (fake spit).
Four fucking whores,
Three shit house doors,
Two herpes sores, and
A twat suck that wasn't worth a fuck, WORTH A FUCK!
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