The Days of the Rugby Week

A soloist initially sings each day of the rugby week, while patrons repeat the soloist after each day is sung. During the chorus, the soloist will shout out questions for the patrons and they shall answer boisterously! Everyone sings words in capital letters. Hand gestures are always appreciated.

Monday is a working day.
MONDAY IS A WORKING DAY.

Chorus:
How's your mother?
ALRIGHT!
How's your father?
TOO TIGHT!
How's your lover?
OUT OF SIGHT!
When was the last time?
LAST NIGHT!
When's the next time?
TONIGHT!
Are you happy?
YOU BET YOUR ASS WE'RE HAPPY!! (spin around slowly with your beer on your head singing…DODO, DO, DO, DO, DODO, DODO, DODO, DO, HEY!).

Monday is a working day.
MONDAY IS A WORKING DAY.

Tuesday is a practice day.
TUESDAY IS A PRACTICE DAY.

Chorus.

Repeat each previous day(s) before singing the next. Sing the chorus after the last day is finished (don't forget your happy little jig).

Wednesday is a licking/sucking (your preference) day.
WEDNESDAY IS A LICKING/SUCKING DAY.

Chorus.

Thursday is a drinking day.
THURSDAY IS A DRINKING DAY.

Chorus.

Friday is a fucking day.
FRIDAY IS A FUCKING DAY.

Chorus.

Saturday is a rugby day.
SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY.
I said…Saturday is a rugby day!
SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY!

Chorus.

Sunday is the lord's day (be sure to take a knee).
SUNDAY IS THE LORD'S DAY.

Chorus.

SOCIAL.