Rugby Men

Sung to the tune "Knickknack Patty-whack". Everyone sings together and don't forget to add hand gestures.

Rugby Men they play one…
They grope each other in the scrum.

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With a knickknack patty-whack, send the boys away.
Women's rugby's what we play!

Rugby Men they play two…
All they want to do is screw.

Chorus

Rugby Men they play three…
They just want us on our knees.

Chorus

Rugby Men they play four…
They think they're done, but we want more.

Chorus

Rugby Men they play five…
On their knees for a muff dive.

Chorus

Rugby Men they play six…
GREAT BIG MEN with little dicks.

Chorus

Rugby Men they play seven…
They think masturbation's heaven.

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Rugby Men they play eight…
When we cum we really fake.

Chorus

Rugby Men they play nine…
They think their orgasm's mine.

Chorus

Rugby Men they play ten…
Little boys who think they're men.

Chorus

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