Miscellaneous

On a parting note…there are those random occasions during the songs that a soloist may screw up a particular verse. In such occasions, there are certain responses from the crowd that must be sung to this lowly individual. Pointing at the individual is always welcomed.

1st RESPONSE

WHY WERE YOU BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
WHY WERE YOU BORN AT ALL?
YOU'RE NO FUCKING GOOD TO ANYONE,
YOU'RE NO FUCKING GOOD AT ALL!
SO……………….
DRINK MOTHER FUCKER, DRINK MOTHER FUCKER, DRINK!
DRINK MOTHER FUCKER, DRINK MOTHER FUCKER, DRINK MOTHER FUCKER, DRINK!

Once this response is sung to the soloist, this individual must proceed to chug their beer. If chugging of the beer does not occur in a timely manner, the crowd shall chant the 2nd response.

2nd RESPONSE

WHY ARE WE WAITING?
WE COULD BE MASTURBATING?

Proceed to chant this 2nd response until the individual has successfully finished their beer…SOCIAL.

SHOOTING THE BOOT

If the crowd feels that a soloist has royally screwed up a song, a more severe penalty is to "shoot the boot" (shoot, shoot the boot). Essentially, patrons pour their beers into a boot donated by one of the patrons singing (the nastiest and smelliest boot is recommended). The individual who screwed up the song must then proceed to drink all of the beer from the boot in a timely manner…Bottom's up!