Follow the Band

Soloists volunteer for each verse during the previous by raising their beer (fist) to their forehead and are then chosen by the consensus pointing their elbows at the volunteer. Everyone sings words in capital letters.

My boyfriend's a baker,
A BAKER, A BAKER.
A MIGHTY FINE BAKER IS HE.
All day he creams donuts,
CREAMS DONUTS, CREAMS DONUTS.
AND WHEN HE COMES HOME HE CREAMS ME!

Chorus:
SO…DRINK A LITTLE BIT, FUCK A LITTLE BIT,
FOLLOW THE BAND (TOOT, TOOT).
FOLLOW THE BAND WITH YOUR TITS (BEER) IN YOUR HAND.
DRINK A LITTLE BIT, FUCK A LITTLE BIT,
FOLLOW THE BAND (TOOT, TOOT).
FOLLOW THE BAND ALL THE WAY.

Repeat Chorus after each verse.
(For the next verses change "My boyfriend's a baker" with the first set of words, "All day he creams donuts" with the second set of words after the semi colon, and "creams me" with the third set of words after the comma. Note: in most cases "boyfriend" can be interchanged with "girlfriend" and vise versa).

My girlfriend's a baker; all day she kneads dough, kneads me

My boyfriend's a jockey; all day he rides horses, rides me

My girlfriend's a super model; all day she eats nothing, eats me

My boyfriend's a lawyer; all day he screws clients, screws me

My girlfriend's a piano player; all day she fingers keys, fingers me

My boyfriend's a carpenter; all day he hammers nails, nails me

My girlfriend's a nuclear physicist; all day she splits atoms, splits me

My boyfriend's a skier; all day he jumps humps, humps me

My girlfriend's a bricklayer; all day she lays bricks, lays me

My boyfriend's a mailman, all day he licks stamps, licks me

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