- A decimal point = I'm a dot in place
- Alec Guinness = Genuine class
- And they lived happily ever after = Help end the very vapid fairy tale
- Animosity = Is no amity
- A shoplifter = Has to pilfer
- A stick of chewing gum = Thing of magic we suck
- A stitch in time saves nine = Is this meant as incentive?
- Astronomer = Moon starer
- Cats meow = Cows mate
- Circumstantial evidence = Can ruin a selected victim
- Clint Eastwood = Old West action
- Clothespins = So lets pinch
- Contradiction = Accord not in it
- Conversation = Voices rant on
- David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
- Debit card = Bad credit
- Desperation = A rope ends it
- Dormitory = Dirty room
- Election results ~ Lies, let's recount
- Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
- Elvis = Lives
- Episcopal = Pepsi-Cola
- Flamethrower = Oh, felt warmer
- Funeral = Real fun
- Gold and silver = Grand old evils
- Halley's Comet ~ Shall yet come
- Heavy rain = Hire a navy
- Hillary Clinton = Only I can thrill
- Husband and wife = Fun was had in bed
- Ladybug = Bald guy
- Listen = Silent
- Many a true word is spoken in jest = Men joke, and so win trusty praise
- Microwave = Warm Voice
- Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
- Mount Shasta = Satan's mouth
- New York Times = Monkeys write
- Payment received = Every cent paid me
- One good turn deserves another = Do rogues endorse that? No, never.
- Princess Diana = End is a car spin
- Roll in the hay = Thrill a honey
- Rome wasn't built in a day ~ but laid in two years, man
- Rome wasn't built in a day ~ but Italians may wonder
- Say it with flowers = We flirt so this way
- Schoolmaster = The classroom
- Semolina ~ Is no meal
- Sexy woman = Wax my nose
- Slot machines = Cash lost in 'em
- Snooze alarms = Alas, no more z's
- Somewhere over the rainbow ~ Worrisome however beneath
- Statue of Liberty = Built to stay free
- The check is in the mail = Claim "heck I sent it" (heh)
- The country side = No city dust here
- The earthquakes = That queer shake
- The end of the World is nigh = Down this hole, frightened
- The eyes = They see
- The hurricanes = These churn air
- The Morse code = Here come dots
- The public art galleries = Large picture halls, I bet
- Tickle my fancy = Mickey can't fly
- Tired nerves = Tense driver
- To cast pearls before swine = One's labor is perfect waste
- Truth is = It hurts
- Valentine Poems = Pen mates in love
- Washington = Hogs want in
- Year two thousand = A year to shut down
For more information see Wikipedia, Fun-with-words.com
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