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Boetcker's Cannots (1873-1962)
  • You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
  • You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
  • You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
  • You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
  • You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
  • You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money.
  • You cannot help little men by tearing down big men.
  • You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn.
  • You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence.
  • You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.
A short history of medicine: Doctor, I have an ear ache.
  • 2000 BC --
  • 1000 BC --
  • 1850 AD --
  • 1940 AD --
  • 1985 AD --
  • 2000 AD --
    Here, eat this root.
    That root is heathen, say this prayer.
    That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
    That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
    That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
    That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
The difference between heaven and hell is that
    In heaven
  • the police are British
  • the cooks are French
  • the mechanics are German
  • the lovers are Italian
  • the Swiss are the organizers
    In hell
  • the police are German
  • the cooks are British
  • the mechanics are French
  • the lovers are Swiss
  • the Italians are the organizers
Different viewpoints on a glass of water
  • The optimist thinks the glass is half full.
  • The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty.
  • The engineer knows the glass is too large by a factor of two.
Proof that odd numbers are prime
  • The Mathematician: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, therefore, by induction, all odd numbers are prime.
  • The Physicist: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime.
  • The Engineer: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is approximately prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime.
  • The Computer Scientist: 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime

Other Sayings Sites

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  • Quotations Page
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  • Quotes by Uncle Dave

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